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More suggestions for the Republican Party agenda from the America Speaking Out website:

"Old people contribute very little to the economy and are total downers. Cut off all government benefits at 75. If you want to live until 95, work until you die or save up more money earlier in life. No more free rides. "

"Reduce the size of the U.S. to that of a city-state like the Vatican. This will result in enormous savings."

"My daughter went to private school and she just told me dolphins are descended from wolves. What do I believe? Help me out here, Republican party. "

"May we ask that our leaders stop posting hate mail about each other on Twitter, etc., then join together to save our Gulf? How about you, John 'Negative' Boehner?"

"The concept of SUSTAINABILITY has become the huge over the last few years. There is SUSTAINABILITY in architecture, agriculture, food/restaurants, sustainable work places, sustainable communities, etc. Why don't we DEMAND that any new GOVERNMENT PROGRAM or entitlement prove that is is SUSTAINABLE over the course of time. If it's not SUSTAINABLE, then it's GONE! "

"Regulate and limit the size of dark pools of liquidity."

"Isn't it about time we stopped giving god credit for the good stuff and a bye on the bad stuff? He/She/It is apparently all powerful, so make him/her/it take responsibility for the bad stuff that happens."

"Instead of taking the ring to Mordor and destroying it...just take it to Goldline and sell it for $$$$$"

"If we gave all the walruses back their buckets, they could help clean up the oil spill."

"See, America was the new kid in the neighborhood. Once we got there we met a bunch of other local kids who all liked to play baseball. We never played baseball but we wanted to be accepted so we tried. We failed. We also had a goofy fish hat. But as the summer went on, we learned how to play and got better. Finally the local neighborhood kids played the local baseball team and beat them. It was glorious. Then, we had a baseball autographed by Babe Ruth that fell over a fence where a big dog lived. We tried to get it a bunch of times but failed. Finally our friend, Mexico, put on his PF Flyers and got the ball. The dog chased him all over town but his blind owner stopped him and we all became friends. Years later, Mexico played for the Los Angeles Dodgers and we were the radio voice for the Dodgers. And then Mexico 'The Jet' stole home. THE JET STOLE HOME! We thumbed up each other and then the credits rolled. Basically, America needs to get some PF Flyers."

"I want an app for this that works on my Droid."

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ruthling
Jun. 2nd, 2010 08:06 pm (UTC)
BWAHAahahahah. This stuff is wonderful, and most of it doesn't even make me sad for the state of the country.
(Anonymous)
Jun. 2nd, 2010 10:26 pm (UTC)
Still amazed!
I am just amazed that they thought this platform would work. Every time Republicans do something on the Internet, it is like they have never used the Internet. Did they really think that there would be room for a real debate on issues when you open a platform like that to anyone who can start an account? It is pure comedy.
(Anonymous)
Aug. 31st, 2010 03:08 am (UTC)
"I remember in college that I used a kit to invent a potato-powered clock. Can we do that like... bigger and to power more stuff?"

-- found by Jacob from festival.

This is a great post, Matt.
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